Sunday, July 29, 2007
That's LIfe ~Ka ching~
O.o a furball cum sausage like dog sleeping soundly in his Lala Land, Meow. Yum yum, cookie, yeah what the hell you guys thinking about? Thats is his name!
Well today i went to courts to work as usual, wow its suck for the day, my friends even make a joke out of it that the manpower in courts is more than the costumer that came to browse our stuff x.x, think the potential buyer all went to watched the NDP rehersal and theres only one sale for me in the night, Nearly broke the record of confirm have sales record to none. Phew, it's kinda weird this 2 week over there, x.x it's weird. Well going to share the experience of what i met last week. I called it the 5 dubloon Disaster.
1) A Chi Wa Wa Na Woman came into Courts and was standing in front of me and was saying " Erm Ser(Sir), buy mee dvd?" and i was thinking what the hell and assuming she wants some mini dvd disc for her video camera and i get back to her with the mini dvd, she stalked and saying something again. "Ser, got movie DVD, 你要吗? The tone sound damn horny like she goanan eat me up for sure x.x Nuuuu!!!!! I was way too stuned by then, what the hell, trying to sell dvd in courts!!! DiaoX
2) A young boy came to my counter and asked, " erm do you sell cable to transfer song from comp to mp3?" and i asked what brand of mp3 as diff mp3 have diff cable and guess what he say? =.= "erm i no mp3 now, just want to search for such cable", @.@ i was duiiiii!!!!! what the hell, no brand and u looking for universal cable? Ar bish, Craps, and he goes on asking for cable also, but this time is for handphone. I was too sian to answer and i say to him that whenever you buy a new phone, they bound to give you those accesories isn't it? Yeah guess it right, same asnwer, no handhone yet , ar boom=.=, (fainted*)
3) Ouch, call of nature, whee to the toilet, was wee wee -ing, when about to zip up, a auntie walked in and was smiling till she saw me, @.@, "ARhhhhhhhh, isn't this female toilet?" I was stunned for a while, trying to confirm with my mind, "do ladies toilet have aiming cubicles installed?" I took a round of gesture breath and TOLD her, "auntie, look around you" and she goes " Arhhhhhhh sorry sorry paiseh, i went wrong toilet, running away at the speed of 80km/h Poof* vanish from my sight. Wow amazing, ^^ but =.= i got peeK a Boo~
4) Walking down the stair from 2nd floor and saw two costumer behaving weird, Guy A arm around Guy B waist. To me initially was thinking that they were just playing around, till Guy B smile and uses his hand and touches Guy A's Palm! WHAT THE HELL! YuckS, and they were doing so broadly in courts with no sense of shame. Is this waht they call the power of love that overcome any obstacle? =.= Ar bisH~ fainted once again.
5) whee fianlly going home after a tiring day working in courts, hmm walking to MRt station and on the way, i went past a saloon and theres a bench just outside it and its closed, but to my surprise, theres two mysterious figure acting strange under moonlight dim HDB light and i took a peek at it, OMG, they were doing hanky panky around and the lady was wearing a mini jean skirt and if i were to go front, Da Da~ i bound to see everything for sure =.=, they were kissing so vigourously and touching everything with bag covering some of their parts, erm hem, diaox i know theres isn't any motel around but please do not resort to so cheap state and just do it on public =.=, it doesnt cost you much time to go places like grassfields? +) jus joking =X
What the name in DAnan? (wth) =.= thats all folk. GroSs eeK
Ended the storytelling at -->2:26 AM
